Let your local diner know you mean business while ordering all the bacon and eggs with Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness from Rsvlts. This button-down features the head of Pawnee's Parks and Recreation Department along with all of his favorite things: hand-crafted furniture, the outdoors and lots of meat. The Kunuflex material fits loose and tight in all the right places thanks to the lightest, softest four-way stretch design. The moisture-wicking tech and breathable fabric make this shirt a must-have when you're worried that the server will bring you a lot of bacon and eggs, when what you said was "give me all of the bacon and eggs you have."