Oh, hey, will you look at that. Most of my items just feature my face or that weird Deadpool logo that some guy in a room cooked up ages ago that Marvel plasters on everything, but this Retro A-Frame snapback hat actually features my sexy body rendered in stunning detail. Wow, I honestly forgot how insanely good looking I am. They should do this more often, but they probably won't, so you should just buy this right now. It's Deadpool-guaranteed to add that Wow factor to any outfit its paired with, especially if that outfit features that handsome Spidey guy.
Oh, hey, will you look at that. Most of my items just feature my face or that weird Deadpool logo that some guy in a room cooked up ages ago that Marvel plasters on everything, but this Retro A-Frame snapback hat actually features my sexy body rendered in stunning detail. Wow, I honestly forgot how insanely good looking I am. They should do this more often, but they probably won't, so you should just buy this right now. It's Deadpool-guaranteed to add that Wow factor to any outfit its paired with, especially if that outfit features that handsome Spidey guy.